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Welcome to my life.

Picked this little guy up yesterday.  Can't wait to test it out in Vegas.  Speaking of which the dudes and I are going to Vegas on Friday for a couple of days.  I'm stoked.  Goodbye sleep and liver.

Julian Casablancas-Phrazes For The Young

It's not a new Strokes album but it's as close as it gets since he writes all the lyrics and music. Fuck I miss that band. Word on the street is that a new Strokes album will be out by the end of the year.........

Endless Funer!!!

Antonella's words of wisdom.

Being Bff's with Anto the last decade has left some memorable words of wisdom.  I always told her I would keep track of such gems, and since I'm a man of my word this will be the first installment in many (I'm sure) of Antonella's words of wisdom.

"Rob drinking too much coffee will give you IBS".

Sick Days.

I've spent the last 4 days coughing up my lung ('sup swine flu) and pretty much put myself in to quarantine. Now the obvious reasons that being sick suck so I won't dwell on them. The reasons being sick rule is that in the last couple of days I've watched like 10 movies. Phantom Menace (fucking Jar Jar Binks is a needle dick), Return Of The Jedi, Fan Boys, City Of Men, Milk, Bio Dome, Top Gun, American Sweethearts (fuck you, it's good), Revenge Of The Sith (Where Anakin goes insane and joins the Dark Side and breaks Natalie Portman's heart) and Good Will Hunting (You Like Apples?).

Allright I'm ready to be better now. Fuck off cold.

Judas?

Well, well, well. This signing by Manchester United has to go down as one of the most bizzare/best in the history of football. A Liverpool legend playing for Manchester? Brilliant. I've always admired Michael Owen even when he did play for Liverpool. He is the 4th all time leading goal scorer for the Three Lions. He can fart goals when he's healthy. But there lies the problem. Or does it. The reason why Michael never worked out at Newcastle is he was always rushed back from injuries, never playing fit always having to carry the load of the Magpies on his back. Not anymore. Not only did Sir Alex sign him without a transfer fee, but he is being paid on a pay as you play basis. Basically the more minutes and goals he bangs in the net the more cheddar he gets. I honestly think he could be our next Ole Gunnar Solksajer or Teddy Sheriggan and be strictly used as a super sub. This move came out of nowhere and I was pleasantly surprised. Real Madrid spent a quater of a million dollars on 4 players so far, Manchester spent 14 on 2. We were never for bying superstars, we created them.